Re:Hynosis, anxiety and Kundalini

Kundalini Yoga be the mofo of all yogas, knowmsain? As brought to the hood by Yogi B-dog Bhajan, it be some bad-ass yoga my brutha! Its bullshit jive be comin from the Kundalini, an enormous reserve of untapped bullshit within each of us. It is normally depicted as a coiled or sleeping serpent, located in an area towards the base of your sorry white ass.

By gradually chillin in yo crib, wid a fine ho playin wid yo serpent and employing its power, you be benefitin greatly from an elevation in consciousness. Shiiiit man, befo yo know it, you be bangin dat skank bitch ten times a day!

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