EMDR Forum Archive, 1999
Re: EMDR therapy in companion animals
Brad · 4/4/00 at 11:49 pm ET
I AM MORE THAN A LITTLE MIFFED THAT BRIAN AND SANDRA HAVE SUGGESTED THAT MY POST WAS A JOKE! What kind of a board is this? Aren't you people trained professionals? Despite Brian's misunderstanding, he did get it right that -- in order to disseminate my discoveries -- I am developing "Brad's Institute" (tentative name). Of course, it really doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that logical move, does it? Aside from these disagreeable reactions, I have noted your interest. When I have further tested my apparent brilliant breakthrough in animal therapy -- which works not just to facilitate emotional well-being in common insect pets but also IN REVERSE on smaller pests such as mites -- I might share that too with you. Got to run now. Monsanto just bothered me again by faxing a more lucrative offer to collaborate on a depression induction procedure, for some bugs that are now resistant to one of their lame pesticides. In my imaginations so far, i have discovered that just a few inverse feather or bug limb rotations serves to immediately and permanently dampen their little hyperactive spirits! They then literally starve themselves, leaving all that fine grain for the farmers who work so hard to grow it. My modified EMDR will feed the world. (It can also fend off radical PETA members and other pest lovers, but that technique is not fully tested, and in any case would probably not be of interest to many readers of this board.) You heard it first here.
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