Good couples therapy

Hey shrinks…Your spouse has been telling me all about your sex life for the past five years, behind your back! I know all about your sex life with your spouse!!! Just like that Ann Arbor Michigan couple at www.shrinkmagazine.com

Also I am telling your spouse that you both should engage in only casual sex without feelings attached, devoid of feelings of love. And I am telling her to tell you that this is what I am helping you both to do as a couple. I’m going to tell your spouse to tell you all of this, and I will also not allow you to communicate with me regarding this.

And guess what…I don’t think you have a healthy sex life or relationship! So I’ll tell you what I’m going to do! I’m going to tell your spouse, that she/he should leave you! Yup! And I can do it legally too! There is NOTHING you all can do about it!

Does not matter if you are a nice person, or caring, or that you never even argued or did anything to hurt your spouse. I just don’t think you belong together, that’s all. And I can draw this opinion even if I have never met you, and don’t know anything about you!

And it’s ALL Legal! All of it. And if you try to stop me, you can’t. HA Ha HA. Because my licensing board will just laugh at you, sit on your grievance (if you complain) for over a year and then just toss it in the waste basket after they give you less than a week to respond, and after I LIE to my own licensing board! And after I make up all kinds of nasty, hurtful lies about you! And Lie to your spouse too! HAHAHA! Funny isn’t it!

And then I’m going to take all that money I STOLE from your spouse, money given ME, for the Privilege of telling me ALL ABOUT HOW YOU LIKE YOUR SEX, and LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE bank with it!

It’s not my fault for listening for five years about something that is none of my darned business. It’s your spouse’s responsibility after all, not mine! I’m just sitting here listening, enjoying it all. Not my fault! If your spouse wants to tell me all about your SEX LIFE WITH HER, well then, it’s OK WITH ME! Your problem, not Mine!

I’m getting paid for it anyway, and my licensing board doesn’t give a darn about how I hurt people. I can hurt anyone’s feelings I want, any way is wish. Just like a QUACK hurt ruined and destroyed that good man’s life at http://www.shrinkmagazine.com

So how do you like that quacks! Maybe now you know how you all HURT PEOPLE you NEVER EVEN MEET! Every day! And the reason why I call ALL of you shrinks QUACKS, is that you all think that this kind of behavior is totally acceptable. And you think it is acceptable, because your ETHICS and Licensing Board Rules ALLOW IT, through non enforcement, of Non Rules.

Hey Shrinks…I know ALL ABOUT your sex life with your spouse. Are you pretty pissed for me saying this? I hope so! I hope all of you are pissed. You ALL DESERVE to be! Because none of you do ANYHTING for people like that man in that web site who was destroyed. You just either laugh at him or call him a deviant. Which is all I would expect, coming from hurtful charlatan QUACKS, one of which destroyed a good man.

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Re:Good couples therapy, by Jon, 11/08/01

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